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sprace: harley

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[HELP. she squints, suspicious. what is the context for this.

just to cover her bases:]

If you were thinking about poisoning the food, I have to warn ya. I'll kick your ass so hard your balls are gonna be dangling out of your mouth when I'm through with you.

[ hELLO ]

Pardon? [ YOU ARE A LADY ] No... That is not the case. I was simply wondering if they are poisonous.

Oh. Ohhhh...

[LADIES CAN TALK ABOUT TESTICLES TOO SIR]

I mean, if they are, I'm like super fucked. So I sure hope not.

You've eaten some?

It's the only edible food around here.

... The food at the mess hall is adequate.

Oh, that is the saddest thing I've ever heard. Are you, like, okay?

[ well, no ]

It is preferable to staving. That is all I mean.

Okay. Then eat the food that actually tastes good?

[ well, since she's tested it

he eats it ]

Regardless, pastries are not a sufficient source of food.

There's other stuff, too.

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